Celebrity “TO DO” List

Now, I referenced my #1 in a previous post, but what about the rest of this list?  After reading a few posts from Dooce where she references her list (which she calls her Five Fame Fuckers list) , I thought I’d share mine.  First, the rules (taken from Dooce):

“if you’re in a committed relationship, you’re allowed to compile a list of five people you’d like to sleep with, but the people on the list not only have to be celebrities, they also have to be celebrities you don’t know or wouldn’t ever happen to bump into, even in the most remote social situation. To make things fair, the person you’re in the committed relationship with gets to compile his/her own list. “

Ok, so here is my list:

1. Josh Duhamel
2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Edward Cullen (aka Robert Pattinson)
5. Mark Ruffalo

 

Now, I don’t think there is any need to explain #1 -he’s simply gorgeous.

#2 – I know he’s a bit goofy and has done some weird shit, but it’s his voice and body – I cannot help it.  “alright alright alright”  YOWSAS

#3 – this is going to sound nuts, but I’ve had a crush on him since…. Lord of the rings.. is it weird that I want to screw and elf?

#4 – do I really have to explain this one? Twilight rocks! (movie comes out 11/21!)

#5 – He’s like the cute guy nextdoor.  Can’t explain it.

only in my dreams

#1 on my celebrity "to DO" list - Josh Duhamel (and my hubby knows it)

I was almost late to work this morning. I woke up a mere 13 minutes before my alarm clock would no longer sound, in the height of a beautiful dream.  Yes, my love, Josh Duhamel chose me in that dream and as we kissed and proclaimed our love for one another,

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

stupid alarm clock… ARRRGGGHHH!!!

(I wish he would leave Fergie – how could he be with a chick that pee’d her pants on stage?  seriously? gross…)